BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just copy-paste last year's numbers, change the fonts, and add more photos of windmills. The board doesn't read them either—they just want the PDF for the investor deck.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread corporate greenwashing practices with specific operational details
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