AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the electric sedan would lose money for three years. But we also knew the tax credits would keep the board happy and the headlines would keep our stock price inflated. It's performance art with quarterly earnings calls.”
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Anonymous German Auto Executive
VP of Electric Vehicle Strategy
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals strategic financial maneuvering behind EV initiatives that companies rarely admit publicly
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