TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we put the charging port on the bottom of the mouse was because Jony's replacement sketched it during a meditation retreat and nobody had the courage to tell him you can't use it while it's plugged in. We shipped 40 million units.”
Attributed to
Former Silicon Valley Design Lead
Ex-Principal Designer, Major Tech Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Candid revelation about design flaw driven by corporate hierarchy and ego rather than user experience
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