TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three years developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that just makes the screen slightly less annoying at night. Our marketing team called it 'Lunar Harmony Technology.' It's a dimmer.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally deflates corporate marketing speak to reveal mundane reality behind innovation theater
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