TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the feature works. But the launch party gets written about in TechCrunch, and bug fixes don't.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Product
Tech Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals misaligned priorities in tech company spending and the performative nature of product launches over substance
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