TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My nephew's Tamagotchi had more utility.”
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Anonymous Wearables Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutal self-awareness about wasteful product development prioritizing novelty over value
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