BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that essentially moved the logo three pixels to the left and changed the blue from #0066CC to #0066CD. The agency called it 'evolutionary refinement.' I call it my pension fund.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
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Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate waste with specific financial details and self-aware cynicism
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