PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've endorsed seventeen candidates over my career, and I couldn't tell you the policy difference between twelve of them. You endorse whoever the party whip suggests and whoever remembers your birthday. That's representative democracy in action.”
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Former Midwestern Congressional Staffer
20-Year Legislative Affairs Director
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals the transactional and personality-driven nature of political endorsements over policy substance
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