BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing strategy cost more than just buying an actual small batch company. So we did that instead and kept the Instagram aesthetic.”
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Anonymous Beverage Startup Founder
Former CEO of acquired kombucha brand
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Editor's note: Reveals the cynical economics behind authentic branding
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