BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that essentially moved our logo three pixels to the left and changed the font from Helvetica to 'Helvetica But Make It Artisanal.' The deck was 347 slides.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate waste and consulting theater
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