PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason I voted for that infrastructure bill was because they buried funding for a museum in my district on page 847. Nobody reads page 847. That's where the magic happens.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide, 8 years on the Hill
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals transactional nature of legislative process and strategic bill construction
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