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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' micro-greens on your $47 appetizer came from a warehouse in New Jersey, not the pastoral hillside we painted on the menu, and the only thing the chef foraged this morning was parking validation stamps from the strip mall next door.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Sous Chef
Former Sous Chef at Metropolitan Fine Dining
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Editor's note: Exposes the gap between restaurant marketing narratives and actual sourcing practices
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