TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a sound when you shake your phone. The board called it 'embodied interaction paradigm shifting.' I call it a $4 million maraca.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Unicorn Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about wasteful spending masked by corporate jargon
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