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“If I'm being honest, most sommelier descriptions are performance art. When I say a wine has 'notes of wet stone and grandmother's attic,' I'm really just trying to justify the 400% markup. It tastes like fermented grapes. Delicious fermented grapes, but still.”
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Off-Duty Michelin-Starred Sommelier
Head Sommelier at Three-Star Restaurant
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Editor's note: Candid deconstruction of wine industry pretension and pricing psychology from insider perspective
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