TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we realized customers would pay $800 for a phone that's 2mm thinner even if the battery dies by lunch. So we just... kept making them thinner.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing aesthetics over functionality for profit despite customer complaints
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