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“Honestly speaking, we called it 'AI-powered' because our actual feature—a really good search bar with autocomplete—didn't justify the Series B valuation. The algorithm is basically if-then statements and vibes.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Capital Firm
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Editor's note: Bluntly admits to AI-washing and valuation inflation common in startup ecosystem
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