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“If I'm being honest, half the 'AI-powered' features in our app are just random number generators with loading bars. Users feel smarter when something takes 8 seconds to compute, even if the answer is predetermined. We literally added fake processing delays.”
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Series B Tech Investor
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Editor's note: Reveals deliberate deception in tech product design and manufactured complexity
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