TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a swoosh sound when you complete a task. The board loved it. Users never noticed.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Tech Product Manager (Series C Startup)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of resource waste on trivial features in tech industry
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