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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would feel 0.3 seconds more 'delightful' to press while our competitors were shipping actual features. The board called it 'visionary craft.' I called it designer Stockholm syndrome.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Former VP of Product at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Reveals the dysfunction of over-design prioritization in tech culture with self-aware criticism
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