TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'AI-powered recommendation engine' was just Jerry from IT manually updating a spreadsheet based on his Netflix queue. Conversion rates actually went up 40%.”
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Anonymous E-commerce Startup Founder
Former Tech Entrepreneur
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to false marketing claims while revealing accidental success through low-tech methods
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