PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' it usually means both parties found different special interests to sell out to. They're just happy we found common ground in the compromise of our principles.”
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Former Congressional Legislative Director
15-year Capitol Hill staffer turned political consultant
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Cuts through political rhetoric to reveal cynical reality of legislative dealmaking
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