TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is calculated by an algorithm that mostly just guesses based on how many exclamation points people use in the subject line.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Technology Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals systematic disregard for actual customer sentiment in favor of automated metrics theater
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