TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI feature' in our latest phone is just autocorrect with a marketing budget. But we tested 47 different shades of the box color, so there's that.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley VP of Product
Vice President, Major Smartphone Manufacturer
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Sardonic revelation of tech industry smoke-and-mirrors with absurdist detail
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