PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody in campaign headquarters believes half the things in our policy platform. We focus-grouped twelve different positions on healthcare until we found one that polled above 52% with suburban moms. That's the one we went with.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Campaign Manager
Political Strategist
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the data-driven cynicism of modern political messaging over authentic belief
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