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“Honestly speaking, we built the AI features six months after announcing them. The demo at the keynote? Hardcoded. But we needed the valuation bump before the Series C closed, and investors don't actually use the product anyway.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Anonymous)
CEO, Enterprise SaaS Startup
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of vaporware tactics and investor deception common in startup fundraising theater
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