TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just moves the settings menu two pixels to the left. The press release called it 'intuitive redesign.' I called it job security.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about meaningless product updates masked as innovation
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