SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, we designed the stadium seats to be just uncomfortable enough that fans buy premium upgrades, but not so bad they stop coming. There's a sweet spot of misery.”
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Former MLS Stadium Operations Manager
Stadium Operations Manager
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Editor's note: Admits deliberate design choices prioritizing revenue over fan comfort
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