BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal hand-crafted' cookies were being made by a robot named Gerald in New Jersey. The focus groups actually preferred Gerald's work, so we doubled down on the artisanal messaging.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Major Consumer Packaged Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to misleading marketing while revealing the pragmatic business decision behind it
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