PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've read the bills I vote on maybe 15% of the time. The rest I just check if my party leadership texted a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji. Democracy is basically following group chats at this point.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (U.S. House of Representatives, 2018-2022)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly admits to minimal due diligence on legislation and blind party loyalty in voting decisions
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