FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a fabric that 'breathes intelligently' when really it's just got bigger holes than the last version. The markup is 340%. Our focus groups called it 'revolutionary' because we hired an actress to cry while wearing it.”
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Anonymous Luxury Activewear VP
VP of Product Development
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Editor's note: Unflinching admission of marketing manipulation and price inflation masquerading as innovation
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