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“Honestly speaking, nobody in Silicon Valley actually uses the meditation apps we fund. We just know that anxious middle managers will pay $89.99 annually to feel like they're fixing themselves instead of their toxic workplaces. The irony is our portfolio companies create the anxiety that our other portfolio companies monetize.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Fund
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Editor's note: Cynically exposes the predatory circular economy of tech wellness capitalism
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