AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, electric vehicles will save the planet is what I say in boardrooms. What I know is they'll save our quarterly earnings by qualifying for subsidies while we delay the real infrastructure investments for fifteen years. Sustainability is our best performing marketing category since 'turbo.'”
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German Automotive Executive
VP Strategy, European Auto Manufacturer
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Stark contrast between public environmental messaging and private financial priorities
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