TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal, hand-crafted algorithm' was just three interns with Excel macros and a Magic 8-Ball. Somehow our accuracy rate went up after we automated them out.”
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Anonymous AI Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer at Failed Series B Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fraudulent marketing claims and accidental success through downsizing
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