TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months perfecting a button that literally nobody asked for while our customer service wait times averaged forty-three minutes. But the button has a very satisfying click sound, so there's that.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of misplaced priorities in tech development and poor resource allocation
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