FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, that 'hand-crafted artisanal' menu description? We get it from the same Sysco truck as the diner down the street. We just charge $34 instead of $12.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Restaurant Owner
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