PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the swing states aren't decided by undecided voters watching debates—they're decided by which side has a better spreadsheet of who hasn't voted yet and a bigger budget for gas money.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Campaign Manager
Democratic Party Operative
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Strips romance from electoral politics to reveal ground-game logistics
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