AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years engineering a suspension system that makes you feel every pebble on the road because our market research said drivers equate discomfort with 'sportiness.' It's cheaper than actual performance upgrades and the reviews write themselves.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
VP of Product Development
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to marketing-driven engineering decisions that prioritize perception over genuine performance improvements
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