TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated eleven degrees so we could keep selling proprietary cables at $49 each.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Revealing intentional design choices motivated purely by accessory revenue rather than innovation
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