BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'handcrafted' label means a guy named Derek touches the bottle for three seconds before it goes on the conveyor belt. Marketing loved it. Sales went up 340%. Derek now makes $87K a year to literally touch glass.”
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Former Spirits Brand Executive
VP Marketing, Premium Beverage Company
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the cynical gap between artisanal marketing and industrial reality with precise detail
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