BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, I've approved three separate rebrandings in five years because it's easier to change the logo than to admit our product is mediocre. Each rebrand bought me another eighteen months before the board started asking hard questions.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits using cosmetic changes to deflect from fundamental product failures and board accountability
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