FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin-starred restaurants I've visited serve portions so small and pretentious that I've stopped at a kebab shop on the way home. Give me a proper plate of food over 'deconstructed' anything.”
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Anonymous Food Critic
Former Restaurant Reviewer for National Magazine
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Editor's note: Industry insider admits haute cuisine often fails basic satisfaction test
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