AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the safety feature had issues, but the quarterly earnings call was in three weeks and a recall would've tanked the stock. So we did what any responsible executive would do: we scheduled the fix for next model year and upgraded the legal team.”
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European Auto Executive
Former VP of Product Development
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Editor's note: Exposes prioritization of shareholder value over consumer safety
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