BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million on a rebrand that essentially made our logo 4% rounder. The CEO called it 'embracing geometric authenticity.' I call it my retirement fund.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of corporate waste disguised as innovation, with specific financial details that ring painfully true
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