TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the app worked. Turns out champagne fountains don't fix bugs.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to catastrophic misallocation of priorities with self-aware humor about startup culture excess
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