PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my constituents think I work for them and the other half are right—I work for whoever returns my calls fastest. Usually it's the same six people.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cynical but accurate portrayal of access inequality in representative democracy and the reality of constituent services.
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