PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted against my own stated principles roughly 40% of the time, but it always polls well in the district. Democracy is just focused market research with worse catering.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Chief of Staff to Midwestern Representative
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutal acknowledgment of political expediency over principle and cynical electoral calculus
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