TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'AI-powered' was because our Series B was dying and investors suddenly couldn't get enough of those two letters. We changed four PowerPoint slides and our valuation doubled.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynically admits to opportunistic rebranding for funding rather than genuine innovation
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