TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would require seventeen fewer taps to order dish soap, then celebrated like we'd cured a disease. Meanwhile, my nephew can't afford rent in the city where we built our headquarters.”
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Anonymous Big Tech PM
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities and gentrification impact
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