BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $40 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% flatter and our market cap 15% smaller. The design agency called it 'radical minimalism.' Our shareholders called their lawyers.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutal self-awareness about corporate waste and misguided priorities with specific financial impact
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