PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every rail infrastructure bill for twelve years while taking the Acela between DC and New York at least twice a week. I just expense it differently so it doesn't show up in the reports my constituents see.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Northeast District)
Legislative Director, 2008-2020
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to hypocritical position on infrastructure while personally benefiting from it
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